5 Liberal Jokes for Sunday!

Posted on December 11, 2011

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Q: What do you get when you offer a Liberal a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.

Q: How do you confuse a Liberal?
A: You don’t. They’re born that way.

Q: Why is it good to have a Democrat passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.

A Democrat died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars.
“Ten dollars?” she said. “It only takes ten dollars to bury a Democrat? Here’s a hundred – go bury 10 of them!”

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